Meanwhile in other news, Snow White is down to six dwarfs. Apparently Sneezy is in quarantine.

A comprehensive digest of 101 of the best and hilarious "What Do You Call?" jokes that will have you splitting your sides in laughter.

My wife inadvertently used a daffodil bulb rather than an onion in my dinner tonight. Not feeling well, she immediately rushed me to hospital.

Tyco Toys recently opened a new toy factory in Chelmsford, Essex to manufacture and distribute one of its worldwide top-selling lines, the Tickle Me Elmo character doll as characterised from the Muppet character as seen on the children's television show, Sesame Street.

"Mummy, Mummy, Mummy." Cried little Mary. "Jonny's got something I haven't got." Said the upset little girl, pointing between her legs.

A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch for their birthday celebrations. After much debate, finally it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini skirts.