And She Thought The Lipstick Was On His Shirt


Mike came home late and very drunk one evening after work. His wife was waiting for him. “You’ve been kissing someone, haven’t you?” She snarled.

“No.” Came the defensive response.

“OK then smart arse. Then explain the lipstick on your shirt.” The wife barked.

“That’s easy,” Mike said. “I used my shirt to wipe my cock!”