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Joke Of The Day

This is our Joke of the Day category. The featured funnies from the Editors from past and present. These are the ditties that have brought a bigger than average smile to our face. Not necessarily restricted to one a day, this category selection is a tribute to British Humour and a wish that you'll laugh out loud too.

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Teressa May Cashes A Cheque At The HSBC

Theresa May walks into the HSBC to cash a cheque. “Good morning,” She says. “Could you please cash this cheque for me?”

Daleks World Invasion Thwarted At Salisbury

Two Daleks are challenged by London Transport personnel while trying to board bus to Salisbury in Wiltshire.

Jew, Hindu And Scouser Need Accommodation

A Jew, a Hindu and a Scouser are on a car journey when the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. As it's pitch black, they decide to try and find a room for the night and fix the car in the morning. The only place they come across is a farm.

Indecisive Dress Code For Tax Man Interview

My mate Ian received a letter yesterday ordering him to attend the Inland Revenue tax office next Thursday for an interview about his previous year's earnings. Unsure of what to wear, he asked our other mate Stuart.

Adultery Runs Rife Within This Parish

An old priest was getting fed up with the number of people in his parish who were confessing to adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit, he announced "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’m quitting!"

Lover Of Wife Was A Quick Thinker

A woman was having an affair with an inspector from Rentokil. One afternoon they were having sex when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," She said to her lover. "Into the wardrobe!"