Teressa May Cashes A Cheque At The HSBC
Theresa May walks into the HSBC to cash a cheque. “Good morning,” She says. “Could you please cash this cheque for me?”
Daleks World Invasion Thwarted At Salisbury
Two Daleks are challenged by London Transport personnel while trying to board bus to Salisbury in Wiltshire.
Jew, Hindu And Scouser Need Accommodation
A Jew, a Hindu and a Scouser are on a car journey when the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. As it's pitch black, they decide to try and find a room for the night and fix the car in the morning. The only place they come across is a farm.
Indecisive Dress Code For Tax Man Interview
My mate Ian received a letter yesterday ordering him to attend the Inland Revenue tax office next Thursday for an interview about his previous year's earnings. Unsure of what to wear, he asked our other mate Stuart.
Adultery Runs Rife Within This Parish
An old priest was getting fed up with the number of people in his parish who were confessing to adultery. One Sunday in the pulpit, he announced "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’m quitting!"
Lover Of Wife Was A Quick Thinker
A woman was having an affair with an inspector from Rentokil. One afternoon they were having sex when her husband arrived home unexpectedly. "Quick," She said to her lover. "Into the wardrobe!"
