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This is our Joke of the Day category. The featured funnies from the Editors from past and present. These are the ditties that have brought a bigger than average smile to our face. Not necessarily restricted to one a day, this category selection is a tribute to British Humour and a wish that you'll laugh out loud too.

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Panda Has The Last Laugh With Prostitute

A panda walks into a pub. He asks the barman how he can get a little action for the night. The barman motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.

Jew, Hindu And Scouser Need Accommodation

A Jew, a Hindu and a Scouser are on a car journey when the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. As it's pitch black, they decide to try and find a room for the night and fix the car in the morning. The only place they come across is a farm.

Indecisive Dress Code For Tax Man Interview

My mate Ian received a letter yesterday ordering him to attend the Inland Revenue tax office next Thursday for an interview about his previous year's earnings. Unsure of what to wear, he asked our other mate Stuart.

Senile Dementia At Uxbridge Wetherspoons

A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch for their birthday celebrations. After much debate, finally it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini skirts.

Hot Air Ballooning Or Sex Education

The village local doctor was asked to give a talk on sex education to the girls at the local high school. Knowing his wife was a bit of a prude, he told her he was speaking on hot-air ballooning.

Silver, Lone Ranger and Tonto

It's a hot day so the Lone Ranger and Tonto go into a pub for a pint and tie up Silver outside. They order 2 pints and go and sit down....