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This is our Joke of the Day category. The featured funnies from the Editors from past and present. These are the ditties that have brought a bigger than average smile to our face. Not necessarily restricted to one a day, this category selection is a tribute to British Humour and a wish that you'll laugh out loud too.

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Senile Dementia At Uxbridge Wetherspoons

A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch for their birthday celebrations. After much debate, finally it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini skirts.

Dave Can Tell The Sex Of Flies

I stopped at my mate Dave's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly swat. When I asked if he was getting any flies....

This Sneezing Orgasm Passenger Causes Havoc Before Take Off

A man is sitting next to a woman on a plane that's getting ready to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his flies and wipes....

The Way To A Man’s Heart Is His Stomach

So I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner....

My New Strip Club Name

My mate Dave and I opened a new strip club a fortnight ago. We thought we found the idea name....

Dave’s New House Cleaner

My mate just employed an Eastern European cleaner for his flat....