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Joke Of The Day

This is our Joke of the Day category. The featured funnies from the Editors from past and present. These are the ditties that have brought a bigger than average smile to our face. Not necessarily restricted to one a day, this category selection is a tribute to British Humour and a wish that you'll laugh out loud too.

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Wife’s Coma Recovery

A women is in a coma in hospital. Two nurses are giving her a sponge bath....

Dave Can Tell The Sex Of Flies

I stopped at my mate Dave's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly swat. When I asked if he was getting any flies....

You Wanna Free Sex Tonight

When I was in Shanghai recently on a trip, I asked the pretty Chinese girl....

The Way To A Man’s Heart Is His Stomach

So I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner....

Cheese Factory Explosions

Did you hear about the explosions at the French cheese factory last night....

Paddy Confuses His Girlfriend

So, Paddy took his girlfriend back to his flat after dinner one evening....