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Joke Of The Day

This is our Joke of the Day category. The featured funnies from the Editors from past and present. These are the ditties that have brought a bigger than average smile to our face. Not necessarily restricted to one a day, this category selection is a tribute to British Humour and a wish that you'll laugh out loud too.

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Truth About The Cat Lady

This is Eileen. She's just told me that it's a scientific fact that many women get to their Autumn age and find solace in collecting and accumulating multiple kittens and cats.

Mother-In-Law Has The Shits On Holiday

My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhoea....

Amazing Knowledge Of London Transport

While Sharon was away with her boyfriend, Tracy took a trip into London for the day. Tracy was quite excited as her Stilettos had not trodden the Smoke....

Sex For One Million Pounds

A young boy went up to his father and asked "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment then answered....

Silver, Lone Ranger and Tonto

It's a hot day so the Lone Ranger and Tonto go into a pub for a pint and tie up Silver outside. They order 2 pints and go and sit down....

Dave Can Tell The Sex Of Flies

I stopped at my mate Dave's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly swat. When I asked if he was getting any flies....