Truth About The Cat Lady
This is Eileen. She's just told me that it's a scientific fact that many women get to their Autumn age and find solace in collecting and accumulating multiple kittens and cats.
Mother-In-Law Has The Shits On Holiday
My mother-in-law has a massive case of diarrhoea....
Amazing Knowledge Of London Transport
While Sharon was away with her boyfriend, Tracy took a trip into London for the day. Tracy was quite excited as her Stilettos had not trodden the Smoke....
Sex For One Million Pounds
A young boy went up to his father and asked "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment then answered....
Silver, Lone Ranger and Tonto
It's a hot day so the Lone Ranger and Tonto go into a pub for a pint and tie up Silver outside. They order 2 pints and go and sit down....
Dave Can Tell The Sex Of Flies
I stopped at my mate Dave's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly swat. When I asked if he was getting any flies....
