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Joke Of The Day

This is our Joke of the Day category. The featured funnies from the Editors from past and present. These are the ditties that have brought a bigger than average smile to our face. Not necessarily restricted to one a day, this category selection is a tribute to British Humour and a wish that you'll laugh out loud too.

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Dave’s New House Cleaner

My mate just employed an Eastern European cleaner for his flat....

Medieval Battle Uniform

Yesterday evening I asked my wife if she would polish my medieval battle uniform while I went to the pub....

Cheese Factory Explosions

Did you hear about the explosions at the French cheese factory last night....

Wife’s Penis Enlarger Request

My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers...

Directions To Selfridges

I was in Oxford Street this morning when an American tourist stopped me....

Tarmac

A man walks into a pub with a roll of Tarmac under his arm....