Dave’s New House Cleaner
My mate just employed an Eastern European cleaner for his flat....
Medieval Battle Uniform
Yesterday evening I asked my wife if she would polish my medieval battle uniform while I went to the pub....
Cheese Factory Explosions
Did you hear about the explosions at the French cheese factory last night....
Wife’s Penis Enlarger Request
My wife suggested I get one of those penis enlargers...
Directions To Selfridges
I was in Oxford Street this morning when an American tourist stopped me....
Tarmac
A man walks into a pub with a roll of Tarmac under his arm....