Short and Sweet Chinese For Quasimodo And Esmeralda By Mike Dawson - May 18, 2017 242 Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Quasimodo is in the kitchen with Esmeralda when she turns and asks him to pass the Wok. "Great, are we having Chinese?" Quasimodo asks. "No" said Esmeralda. "I'm ironing your fucking shirt!"