Could This Be The Corniest Joke In The World?


A duck walks into a post office and asks the man behind the counter “Do you have any corn?” The post master answers politely “No, we don’t have any corn here.”

The next day, the duck enters again and asks “Do you have any corn?”‘ Annoyed, the post master answers “No! We don’t have any corn.”

This goes on for a couple of days until finally, when the duck asks “Do you have any corn?”, the post master gets so upset he yells “NO! For the last fucking time we don’t have any fucking corn! And if you ask again I’ll nail your fucking beak to the counter!”

The following day the duck returns and asks “Do you have any nails?”

The post master answers “No.”

The duck asks “Do you have any corn?”