Currys PC World Billericay Blonde Sales Policy

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Sharon went to the Curry’s PC World in Billericay for the January Sale. She found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV.” she told the salesman.

“Sorry.” He said. “We don’t sell to blondes.”

Exasperated, she hurried home and dyed her hair, returning later the afternoon. Sharon approached the salesman and enquired “I would like to buy this TV please.”

Again, the salesman stated assertively “Sorry, I’ve told you. We don’t sell to blondes.”

“Shit.” Sharon thought, considering that the salesman did recognise her and went home. She opted for a complete disguise. Haircut and new colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again visited the shop and approached the salesman. “I would like to buy this TV.” Sharon announced.

“If I’ve told you once, I’ve now told you three times Miss. We don’t sell to blondes in this shop. How many times do I have to say this?”

Frustrated, Sharon took off her glasses and exclaimed “How the hell do you know I’m a blonde?”

“Easy” the chap replied. “Because that’s a fucking microwave!”