Poor Dave was working at with his chainsaw this morning and accidentally sheared off all eight of his fingers and both thumbs.
At the hospital, the surgeon said "Give me the fingers and thumbs and I’ll see what I can do." To which Dave said he hadn't got them.
"Why not?" asked the surgeon. "This is 2017. We’ve got microsurgery and all kinds of amazing techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. So why didn’t you bring the fingers?"
Dave replied "Simple Doc, I couldn’t pick them up."