Ebay Bike For Sale


I put my pushbike up for sale on eBay an hour ago. It wasn’t long before I received my first enquiry. “Is the bike still for sale” was the message. I replied that yes it was and as per norm, the little fucker wanted a discount. “What’s the lowest you will go on it?” was his next message. “About 2MPH” I replied “As any slower and I’ll fucking fall off!”