Emotional Fancy Dress Themed Party Ideas

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A man decides to have a party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts “Theme Party Come as a Human Emotion”.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a chap covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. The host asks of him “Wow, great outfit. What emotion have you come as?”. The chap says, “I’m green with envy.” The host replies, “Brilliant, come on in and have a drink.”

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped round her most intimate parts. He says to this woman “Wow, great outfit. What emotion have you come as?” And she replies “I’m tickled pink.” The host says “I love it, come on in and join the party.”

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time and the host opens the door to see two guys from Jamaica, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked and says “Chaps what the fuck are you doing? You could get arrested for standing like that out here in the road. What emotion is this supposed to be?”

The first guy replies “Well, I’m fucking dis custard and my friend here has come in dis pear!”

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