Did I tell you that after buying my first house, I found out it was haunted? I hired the best exorcist and because he was so expensive, we agreed I pay him monthly in £1,000.00 instalments. The problem was I ended up missing a couple of payments and one night, there was a knock on the door. It was the ghost.
“I’m very sorry, Sir.” He said. “Your home is being repossessed!”
