Frog Loans Need Security Too


A frog goes into a Barclays Bank to ask for a loan. On arrival, he sees that the cashier's name is Miss Patty Whack. Smirking, he explains to Miss Whack that he would like a loan. Astonished, Miss Whack replies "But you're a frog!"

The frog says "It's OK, my dad is Mick Jagger." She replies "So, how much do you want to borrow?" The frog says "£30,000 please".

Miss Whack says "For that amount of money you are going to need security to guarantee it. Some kind of asset, like a house." The frog says "That's OK" and gave her a small pink porcelain elephant.

Confused, Miss Whack went to speak to the bank manager Mr Perkins. She explained "You're never going to believe this sir. A frog just came in from the street without and appointment and is asking for a £30,000 loan. Further, he said that his dad was Mick Jagger and he gave me this pink elephant for security. I mean, what the hell is this?"

Mr Perkins bank manager replied "Well, it's a nick nack Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!"