Handyman Job On Building Site

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An Irish fella goes for a job as a handyman on a building site. The foreman asks can you mix cement? The Irish fella says “Yes sur oi can.” The foreman then asks “Can you mix plaster?” to which the Irish fella said “Oh yes sur, no problem at all.” Then the foreman asked “Can you make tea?” to which the Irishman said “Oi can make the finest tea sur.”

The foreman finally asked “Can you drive a fork-lift truck?” to which the Irishman said “How big is the fockin’ tea pot?”

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