Hotel Reception Chat Up

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A man is in a hotel reception area. He wants to ask the concierge a question. As he turns to go to the reception desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “I’m really very sorry, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’ll be in room 264!”