A chap is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms in the chemist. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack of six. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
“Olympic condoms?” She blurts. “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colours. Gold, Silver and Bronze.” He replied.
“So, what colour are you going to wear tonight?” the wife asks cheekily.
“Gold of course” Says the husband proudly.
The wife responds “Really! Why don’t you wear Silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change!”
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