An elderly Irish woman visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.
"What about trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.
"Not a chance" she said. "He won't even take an aspirin."
"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." So a week later she phoned the doctor who enquired as the progress.
She exclaimed "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid. Just terrible, doctor."
"Really? Why, what happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did as you advised doctor and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was almost immediate. He jumped himself straight up with a twinkle in his eye and his trousers bulging fiercely. With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, he took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love on the tabletop. It was a nightmare, I tell you!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor. " Didn't you enjoy it?"
"Of course I enjoyed it doctor. Indeed 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years. But we'll never be able to show our face again in Starbucks!"