A very pompous self-made man decided to pay for his son to go to private school. Before being accepted into the academy, the son had to visit the school for an interview. Excited with the prospect, the whole family went up and did visit the headmaster.
The man introduced himself and the family to the headmaster. “I’m Sir Dunwell Bates, this is my wife Lady Bates, my daughter Miss Bates and my son Master Bates.”
“Don’t worry.” Replied the headmaster. “We’ll soon put that right!”