Irish Moose Hunters

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Two Irish hunters hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose. The two Irishmen objected strongly “Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours.” Reluctantly the pilot gave in and all six moose were loaded. Unfortunately even on full power, the little plane couldn’t handle the heavy load and crashed a few minutes after take off. Clambering out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, “Any idea where we are?”. Mick replied “I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year.”