It’s The Wife’s Turn


My husband was furious when he found out that our joint account was overdrawn. He started shouting at me, asking where all the money had gone. “It’s my turn” I said “It’s my turn for once!” He yelled “What the hell do you mean it’s your turn?” “Well” I said “It’s like when we make love” I explained “You’ve been making early withdrawals for years and now it’s my turn!”