Japanese, Englishman and Scotsman


An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Japanese guy were stranded on a desert island after surviving a plane crash. The Englishman looks for materials to build a shelter, the Scotsman looks for firewood to build a fire and they tell the Japanese guy to go and look for supplies. After a few days, the Japanese chap never returned. The other two looked for him for ages and cannot find him anywhere. Then from nowhere, the Japanese bloke jumps out from behind a bush and yells “SUPPLIES!”