A Jew, a Hindu and a Scouser are on a car journey when the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. As it’s pitch black, they decide to try and find a room for the night and fix the car in the morning. The only place they come across is a farm.
They knock on the door and explain to the farmer their predicament. The farmer says “I do have a spare room but it only has two beds, so one of you will have to stay in the barn with my cow and my pig.” So the three of them draw straws and it’s decided that the Hindu will sleep in the barn.
As the Jew and Scouser are settling down to sleep, there is a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door. It’s the Hindu. He says “I’m sorry about this lads, but because of my religion, I just don’t feel right being near beef. I just can’t do it.”
So the Jew volunteers to swap. About an hour later there is a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door. It’s the Jew. He says “My friends, this is impossible for me. Because of my religion I can’t stand to be near pork. I just can’t do it.”
So the Scouser says “You two soft lardy arses, so you’ll can sleep in here tonight, I’ll sleep in the barn.” and off he goes.
Just 15 minutes later there is a KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door. It’s the Cow and the Pig!