Mary’s mother drags eight year old Jonny home by the scruff of his neck and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter.
Jonny’s mother says “I’m sorry Mrs Miggins. Let’s not be too harsh on them though. Remember when we were as old as them? They are bound to be curious about sex at that age.”
“Curious about sex?” Screamed Mary’s mother. “He’s taken out her fucking appendix!”
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