Little Red Riding Hood’s Surprise Encounter

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It was Friday and it was the day of the week when Little Red Riding Hood would make her weekly visit to Grandma. Grandma’s house was across and through to the other side of the woods. Kissing her mother goodbye, Red set off to see Grandma with her basket of googies. Red was in a cheery mood as set off, hopping and skipping into the woods.

It wasn’t long before she passed the huge oak tree and to her surprise and fright, behind was the Big Bad Wolf. Red approached. “Hey Mister Big Bad Wolf, what big eyes you have.” Said Red.

Wolfie replied “All the better to see you with, now off on your way.” And off scampered Red, hopping and skipping through the woods once again.

A short while later Red came across another oak tree and to her surprise and fright again, there behind was the Big Bad Wolf. Approaching again “Hey Mister Big Bad Wolf.” said Red. “What a big nose you have.”

Wolfie replied “All the better to smell you with, now off on your way.” And off scampered Red, hopping and skipping through the woods for a second time.

A little distance further and Red came across a third oak tree and yet again, behind was the Big Bad Wolf. “Hey Mister Big Bad Wolf” said Red. “What big ears you have.”

“All the better to hear you with.” Wolfie replied. “Now off on your way.” So off scampered Red, hopping and skipping through the woods.

Little Red Riding Hood was perplexed as she had never seen Wolfie so many time on her trip before. However she kept on the trail, hopping and skipping as she made her way to Grandmas. As Red neared the other side of the woods, she passed yet another oak tree. Yes you’ve guessed it. Behind was the Big Bad Wolf. Red Riding Hood exclaimed “Hey Mister Big Bad Wolf. What big teeth you have.” as she peered at his shiny gnashers.

“All the better to eat you with!” Screamed Wolfie. “Now fuck off because I’ve been trying to have a shit for the last half an hour!”

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