A woman was having an affair with an inspector from Rentokil. One afternoon they were having sex when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
“Quick,” She said to her lover. “Into the wardrobe!”
When the husband reached the bedroom, he spotted two drinking glasses on the table and immediately became suspicious. He started searching the room and eventually discovered the man in the wardrobe.
“Who are you?” Asked the husband.
“I’m an inspector from Rentokil.” Replied the lover.
“What are you doing in there?” Asked the husband.
“Well, I’m investigating a complaint regarding an infestation of moths.”
Perplexed, the husband asks “OK, so where are your clothes?”
The lover looked down at his naked body and said “Those pesky little bastards!”