Lubrication Difficulties

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In the delivery room, Paddy was overwhelmed that his wife gave birth to triplets. Shocked he asked his wife how it happened. “Remember that night my vagina was dry and we had no Vaseline?” she said, continuing “Remember you said to use your 3 in 1 oil from the garage?” Picking himself up from the floor, Paddy fumbles and replies “Holy B’Jesus! Fucking glad we didn’t use WD40!”