I went to Mothercare this morning to buy my girlfriend a maternity dress as a present to our first born child. The shop assistant asked "May I ask, what bust?" I replied "The fucking condom!"
Maternity Dress Present
I went to Mothercare this morning to buy my girlfriend a maternity dress as a present to our first born child. The shop assistant asked "May I ask, what bust?" I replied "The fucking condom!"
