Dad JokesShort and Sweet Midget Gets Unhappy After Car Crash By Tobias Frühauf - August 9, 2017 293 Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter On the way to work this morning, I drove into the back of a car at some lights whilst not really paying attention. The driver got out and he was a dwarf. He said "I'm not happy." I replied "Well, which one of the fuckers are you then?"