Mum Thinks Dad’s In Trouble


Mum arrived back from staying overnight with her mother and asked her daughter if everything had been alright. “Oh, yes,” said little Anne. “Dad took me to the fair and I had some candy floss and an ice-cream. It was great. But last night I had a tummy ache so I went to look for Daddy and he was in the au pair’s room and he was in her bed and…”

“Stop.” said Mum, beside herself with anger. “I want your Daddy to hear the rest of this.”

When Dad came in, Anne repeated her story while Mum looked on, beside herself with rage. “Tell us what they were doing!” Mum demanded. “The same thing that you and the man from next door were doing last week.” Anne replied.