Uncategorized Paddy And Mary Make A Mint By Tobias Frühauf - August 4, 2017 277 Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Paddy and Mary walked into their National Irish Bank with a large bag of coins. They spewed the lot over the desk for counting. “Did you hoard all this yourself?” asks the cashier. “Bejesus no.” came the reply from Paddy. “Mary whored, I pimped.”