Satan Jumps On Car


Two Nuns driving home from Confession one Halloween evening. A quiet, spooky cold and chilly night. Out of nowhere, Satan the Devil leaped out in front of the nuns in the middle of the road. Shocked and amazed, Sister Mary brought the car to a grinding halt and asked Sister Julie to lock all the doors.

Cursing and spitting, Satan jumped onto the bonnet of the car, frightening the poor Nuns witless. “Sister mmmm, mmmm, mmmma, mmmmaar, Mary” says Sister Julie in a shaken voice. “Roll d dd down your ww www window and show him you’re c cc cccc ccrr Cross!”

Quick as a flash, Sister Mary leaned out of the window and exclaimed “Get off my fucking bonnet you bastard!”