Scottish Husband Drowns His Sorrows


A Scotsman walks into a pub one cold evening looking really moody. He orders a double of the finest Single Malt. Then he starts rambling on about how lousy a wife he’s got, the argument they just had, how he bought her flowers which she chucked back at him and now he’s nowhere to sleep the night. The landlord finally says “You know, I don’t understand what you’re complaining about. All the other guys in here only have compliments about your wife!”