Senile Dementia At Uxbridge Wetherspoons

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A group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch for their birthday celebrations. After much debate, finally it was agreed they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini skirts.

Ten years later at age 50, the friends once again discuss where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Another ten years later and the guys are now aged 60. The friends again discuss where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed they would meet in Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking around the venue. They could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music and it was good value for money.

Ten years pass once again and the group are now at age 70. The friends discuss where they should meet for Lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

The lads are all still kicking around and yet another ten years later at the ripe old age of 80, the friends discuss again where they should meet for lunch. It was finally agreed that they would meet in Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before!