Sex For One Million Pounds

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A young boy went up to his father and asked “What is the difference between potentially and realistically?” The father thought for a moment and answered. “Go and ask your mother if she’d sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds. Then ask your sister if she’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”

So the boy went to his mother and asked “Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million pounds?” The mother replies “Of course I would! I wouldn’t pass up an opportunity like that.”

The boy then went to his sister and asked “Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?” The sister replied “Oh my God, yes! I would just love to do that, I’d be mad to pass up that opportunity!”

The boy ponders on it for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asks “Did the answers from your mother and sister help you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?”

The boy replied “Yes Dad. Potentially we’re sitting on two million pounds, but realistically, we’re living with a couple of slappers!”

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