Sexual Favour Before I Go


One night this chap takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight on the dark front door step, the guy starts feeling horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, says to her “Baby, would you give me a blow job?” She quickly replies “Are you mad? My parents will see us!”

Him: “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour in the dark?”
Her: “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?”
Him: “Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all sleeping!”
Her: “No way. It’s just too risky!”
Him: “Oh please, Baby, you know how much I love you….”
Her: “No. I love you too, but I just can’t!”
Him: “Sure you can. Please…?”
Her: “No. I just can’t”
Him: “I’m begging you … ”

Without warning, the light by the door goes on and the girl’s little sister shows up in her PJ’s, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice says “Dad says to go ahead and give the bastard a blow job. Otherwise I can try it. Or if need be, he’ll send mum down to do it, but for God’s sake tell the stupid bastard to take his hand off the intercom or none of us is going to get any sleep tonight!”