Silver, Lone Ranger and Tonto

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It’s a hot day so the Lone Ranger and Tonto go into a pub for a pint and tie up Silver outside. They order 2 pints and go and sit down. A couple of minutes later a man comes running into the pub shouting, “Does anyone own a white horse?” The Lone Ranger replies “Yes me, what’s wrong?” The man tells him “It’s just collapsed outside with heat exhaustion?”

The Lone Ranger and Tonto go outside with a bucket of water, throw it over Sliver to cool him down and get him back up onto his feet. The Lone Ranger then tells Tonto to run round the horse to create a draft to keep him cool. The Lone Ranger then goes back into the pub to finish his pint.

A couple of minutes later another man run into the pub shouting “Does anyone own a white horse?”

The Lone Ranger replies “Yes me, what’s wrong this time? Has it collapsed with heat exhaustion again?”

The man replies “No you’ve left your Injun running”

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