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Slipping On Dog Shit

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July 22, 2017
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I was walking home this afternoon and I ended up slipping on some dog shit. As a picked myself up and scraped the faeces off my shoe, some other bloke did exactly the same thing. “I just did that” I explained to him. So he punched me in the face and called mw a filthy bastard!

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