My mate Dave came to the Star Trek themed fancy dress party on Saturday dressed as a tree. "What the fuck!" I said. "You look a complete twat." Dave said "Piss off, I'm the Captain’s Log."
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My mate Dave came to the Star Trek themed fancy dress party on Saturday dressed as a tree. "What the fuck!" I said. "You look a complete twat." Dave said "Piss off, I'm the Captain’s Log."
