The Barber’s Balls


This guy goes to the barber’s to have a shave. As the barber is applying the shaving foam to the customer’s face, the customer mentions that he never seems to be able to shave himself closely enough around the area of his cheeks.

“Ah, I know exactly what you need.” Replies the barber and he hands the man a small wooden ball from a cabinet by the mirror. “Simply put this ball between your cheek and your gum.”

The customer does this and the barber then gives him by far the closest shave he has ever had. Suddenly however the customer gulps, gags and says “Oh my God, I’ve swallowed the ball, what shall I do?”

“Oh, don’t worry, that often happens.” Says the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else!”