The Chap Next Door Seemed A Little Too Friendly


The other day I needed to pay a visit to the toilet and I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked, so I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me “Hello mate, how are you doing?”

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, “Not too bad, thanks.” After a short pause, I heard the voice again. “So, what are you up to?” Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly. “Just having a quick shit. How about yourself?”

The next thing I heard him say was “Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some cunt in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.”