The Elephant’s Trunk


My mate Charlie went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant’s trunk onto the man’s penis. Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend Jenny to a very fancy restaurant.

After cocktails, the Charlie’s penis crept out of his trousers, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. Jenny was startled and exclaimed, “What was that?” Suddenly the penis came back again, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. Jenny went silent for a moment, then finally said, “I don’t believe it! Did I see what I though I just saw. Can you do that again?”

With a bit of an uncomfortable smile Charlie replied, “I’d like to, but I don’t think my arse can take another hard roll!”