The Poor Dog Always Gets The Blame

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After telling his wife he was working late at the office, a man took his secretary to a hotel and had wild sex with her. But on his way home, he noticed a huge love bite on his neck and began to panic. What would he tell his wife?

Walking in the door, he was greeted by his excited dog. In a moment of inspiration, he dropped to the floor and pretended to fight off the affectionate dog. Holding his neck with one hand, he went into the living room and exclaimed "Darling, look what the dog did to my neck!"

His wife jumped up, ripped open her blouse and commented "That’s nothing. Look what he did to my tits!"