The Ubiquitous Knock, Knock Joke

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Alright, alright. Before you ask, here are a selection of the finest ubiquitous Knock, Knock jokes.

Knock your socks off with these then.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jesus. Jesus who? Jesus Christ, now just open the fucking door!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Biggish. Biggish who? Yes mate, would you like to buy a copy?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on your door?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Friday, finally the weekend starts!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Emma. Emma who? Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before?