As Miss Smith was taking her English class, she turned to her class and said “Today children, we are going to find out how many of you know the meaning of certain words by putting them into sentences. The first word is ‘definitely’. Who can do that one for me?”
“Please Miss,” Said Tracy “the sea is definitely blue.”
“That’s a good try Tracy, but sometimes the sea is grey or even green depending on the weather, so we can’t sat that is definite.”
“I have one Miss.” Said John. “Apples are definitely red.”
“Well done for trying, but apples can also be green.” Said Miss SMith. “Yes, Tom, do you want to say something?”
“Please Miss, does a fart have lumps?” Asked Jonny.
“Good gracious me Jonny. No, no, no. Of course not.”
“Then Miss,” Said Jonny. “Then I’ve definitely shit in my pants.”
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