An old spinster walking home late one evening was accosted by a mugger. "Hand over your money!" He demanded. The old lady said she hadn't got any money, but he didn't believe her and started to search her. He frisked her up and down, put his hands inside her bra and also inside her knickers. Satisfied there was no money, he was just about to go when she said "Hold on young man, just a minute. If you keep looking, I can always write you a cheque."
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