Three Daughters Amaze Their Fathers


At a pub there was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman. They were talking about their daughters over a pint. The Englishman says "Last week I went into my daughters room while she was at school and found an empty cigarette packet. I was surprised, I never knew she smoked!"

The other two nodded. The Scotsman then went on to say "I went into my daughters bedroom only a couple of days ago and found an empty bottle of wine under her bed, I never knew she was an alcoholic!"

The Englishman and Irishman nodded. The Irishman then said "Well, only this morning I went into my daughters bedroom and found a condom in there. I was shocked, I never knew my daughter had a dick!"