Traveling Love Story

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This Irish guy goes into a bar in the Greek Islands. Sinead, an Irish student who is currently working behind the bar, takes his order and notices his Irish accent.

Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of the night he asks her if she wants to sleep with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her £100.00 for the deed. Sinead is traveling the world and because she is strapped for cash she agrees.

The next night the same guy turns up again and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for £100.00. She figures in for a penny in for a pound and it was fantastic the night before, so she agrees. This goes on for five nights. On the sixth night the chap comes into the bar. But this night he orders a beer and just goes and sits in the corner.

Sinead is disappointed and thinks that maybe she should pay him more attention. She goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he is from and he tells her Cork.

“Wow, so am I,” she says. “What part of Cork?”

“Montenotte.” He says.

“Well holy God. That’s amazing,” she says. “So am I. What street?”

The guy names the street.

“This is unbelievable,” she says, “what number?”

“Number 20,” he says and she is truly gobsmacked.

“You are not going to believe this,” she says. “I’m from number 22. My parents still live there!”

“I know,” he says. “Your Da gave me five hundred quid to give you!”