Two Boys Argue Which Of Their Parents Is The Best

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Two boys were arguing in the playground. "My dad's a better darts player than yours." said the first boy. "No, he ain't." said the second boy. "My dad got the highest score last week."

"OK, OK. But my mum's better than your mum." said the first boy. "Yeah alright you win." Says the second boy. "My dad says the same thing."